Ryan: Mommy, why does Kristin have to go to school on Mondays?
Me: Because in Elementary school you go every weekday.
Ryan: Why do you have to go to school every weekday?
Me: So you can learn
Ryan: Why do you need to learn?
Me: So you can know lots of stuff
Ryan: Why do you need to know lots of stuff?
Me: So you can get a job when you grow up
Ryan: Why do you need to get a job?
Me: So you can pay for stuff, and have a house to live in
Ryan: Why would I want to do that?
Me: Don't you want a house to live in?
Ryan: No, I'm going to live at your house forever!
Me: (laughing) well actually Ryan, Mommy will probably tell you you're gonna have to get a job and get your own house if you want to be an adult.
Ryan: No, I don't want a job. I don't like jobs. I don't know how to do a job.
Me: That's why you go to college! Don't you want a cool job?
Ryan: Nah
Me: How about a doctor?
Ryan: Nah
Me: How about a dentist?
Ryan: Nah
Me: How about a firefighter?
Ryan: Nah
Me: How about a banker?
Ryan: No thank you, I'm just gonna live with you.
Me... gives up. lol ...(yeah, you can see why I get paid the big bucks at the college to advise students in the job world, lol)